Nick (@Nickiquote@mstdn.social)

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You gotta pump those numbers down those are rookie numbers.

Reminder that this would literally be 0% but for Evgeny Lebedev’s Standard. #Melania #USpol

MELANIA
Melania
PG, Now Playing,
Documentary
6%
Tomatometer
16 Reviews

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Fuck me, the Standard has actually REVISED ITS REVIEW, knocked a star off, and is corncobbing wildly. Look at this shit. #Melania #USpol

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#Melania #USpol

Logan Roy saying You are not serious film critics

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One of those insightful audience reviews from someone who HASN’T BEEN TO THE CINEMA IN A DECADE. #Melania #USpol

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Tara H
@TaraHart24 - 13h
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****•
This is the first movie l've gone to watch in the
theater in 10 years. I thought getting to see a
little glimpse into her personal life was great.
The first 30 minutes were a little more staged
than I'd prefer. It seemed like it was the
successful version of what Megan Markle was
trying but failed to do. Once the inauguration
started it was a lot more entertaining.I loved
getting to see it from her point of view. The only
thing I wish I got to see was an even more 'real'
side of her. The one that's sitting in sweats and
a robe in the morning while watching the news
but given how awful Hollywood and the left is to
her I get why she couldn't. Otherwise I really
enjoyed it. Worth the watch.
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Imagine nothing compelling you to go out to the cinema for 10 years but being dragged from your cinematic coffin by the fucking #Melania documentary, Jesus Christ. This fandom is both unhinged and cringe as anything. #USpol

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Please note that this review is being written by a creative-writer, pianist, singer,
perfectionist, lover of classical music and art. #Melania #USpol

KM
Karen M
@KathyHarris • 15h
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As a creative-writer, pianist, singer,
perfectionist, lover of classical music and art-l
found Melania unexpectedly moving. The
documentary opens her inner sanctum, and in
doing so, created a quiet sense of sisterhood. I
didn't see a distant public figure; I saw
someone achingly real-like watching your
sister on her wedding day or hearing your
daughter's name called at graduation. There
she is. Her elegance is unmistakable, yet the
vulnerability is what lingers. She is refined
without artifice, reserved yet deeply expressive.
The film is not about Donald Trump-au
contraire. It feels more like peering into the
private life of a royal from afar, and realizing
with pride: she is my First Lady. It has been a
long time since young women-and grown ones
-had a woman of such standalone strength to
admire. Her quiet power rivals that of any great
woman who has ever held a throne. Highly
recommend, regardless of political persuasion.
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@Nickiquote as a chatgpt output…

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Can you provide some more examples of “a classical art” please Monique? #Melania #USpol

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Monique
16h
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It was a classical art just like our FLOTUS ! Very
touching and inspirational and shows the soul
of MELANIA

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@Nickiquote i was looking at an art just yesterday

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A second positive review has hit the #Melania rottentomatoes rating. It’s by the Epoch Times. What the fuck is the Epoch Times, you ask? Well…

Also, lol, “warmth and compassion”, and they chose that photo.

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In case you think this is a purely political division, it‘s worth noting that even a shallow right wing rag with a readership of ancient bigots like the Daily Express gave #Melania a negative review.

#USpol