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Takahē

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Sure, Jan. #Melania #USpol

RottenTomatoes screenshot for Melania showing 7% for critic reviews and 99% for user reviews.

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And everyone in the theatre stood up and applauded and a pregnant woman immediately gave birth and the baby came out applauding and then all the seats in the theatre came to life so they could applaud too and the tips of my fingers grew little hands of their own so they could applaud too and they themselves grew little hands on the tip of each tiny finger and we applauded and applauded and applauded until someone stopped applauding and they were dragged away and shot #Melania #USpol

Five stars

A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and
erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the
show. Melania is a wonderful human, a class act
and America is blessed she is once again our
First Lady. This behind the scenes sneak peek
was so well done and such a wonderful watch. A
must see.

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The Irish Times #Melania #USpol

THE IRISH TIMES
Film Review
Melania review:
Shameless propaganda
that could put you to
sleep
If this supposed documentary weren't
about what it's actually about, it could
at times play as an unlikely meditation
aid

THE IRISH TIMES
If one was being polite one might explain
the film was made with the full co-
operation of producer Mrs M Trump
(who allegedly trousered a fair whack of
Amazon's 40 big ones). If one was being
less compliant one would describe
Ratner's project as shameless
propaganda. But not active, forceful
propaganda in the school of Leni
Riefenstahl's films about the Nazis.
Melania: The Movie appears keener on
inducing narcolepsy in its viewers than
energising them into massed marching.
Triumph of the Dull, perhaps.

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You gotta pump those numbers down those are rookie numbers.

Reminder that this would literally be 0% but for Evgeny Lebedev’s Standard. #Melania #USpol

MELANIA
Melania
PG, Now Playing,
Documentary
6%
Tomatometer
16 Reviews

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Fuck me, the Standard has actually REVISED ITS REVIEW, knocked a star off, and is corncobbing wildly. Look at this shit. #Melania #USpol

Three stars

The reviews have been scathing, of
course they have. There are film critics
out there who would have slated a
documentary by and about Melania
Trump if it had been filmed by Jean Luc
Godard -who, incidentally, is the subject
of an alternative cinematic offer this
weekend. But for those who complain of
two hours of boredom, may I just refer
them to the title of the documentary,
Melania? And to the giveaway detail that
she is co-producer?The issue is there,
upfront. If you don't like Melania Trump
- or, more probably, Donald Trump-to
the point where seeing lots of her and
some of him is actually a neuralgic thing,
this may not be for you.
But for those who accept what it's
bout
- Melania, curated by Melania (this may
be mostly political nerds) it's rather
fascinating. It's a bid by a woman who

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#Melania #USpol

Logan Roy saying You are not serious film critics

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One of those insightful audience reviews from someone who HASN’T BEEN TO THE CINEMA IN A DECADE. #Melania #USpol

TH
Tara H
@TaraHart24 - 13h
••.
****•
This is the first movie l've gone to watch in the
theater in 10 years. I thought getting to see a
little glimpse into her personal life was great.
The first 30 minutes were a little more staged
than I'd prefer. It seemed like it was the
successful version of what Megan Markle was
trying but failed to do. Once the inauguration
started it was a lot more entertaining.I loved
getting to see it from her point of view. The only
thing I wish I got to see was an even more 'real'
side of her. The one that's sitting in sweats and
a robe in the morning while watching the news
but given how awful Hollywood and the left is to
her I get why she couldn't. Otherwise I really
enjoyed it. Worth the watch.
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Imagine nothing compelling you to go out to the cinema for 10 years but being dragged from your cinematic coffin by the fucking #Melania documentary, Jesus Christ. This fandom is both unhinged and cringe as anything. #USpol

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Please note that this review is being written by a creative-writer, pianist, singer,
perfectionist, lover of classical music and art. #Melania #USpol

KM
Karen M
@KathyHarris • 15h
•••
* * * * *
As a creative-writer, pianist, singer,
perfectionist, lover of classical music and art-l
found Melania unexpectedly moving. The
documentary opens her inner sanctum, and in
doing so, created a quiet sense of sisterhood. I
didn't see a distant public figure; I saw
someone achingly real-like watching your
sister on her wedding day or hearing your
daughter's name called at graduation. There
she is. Her elegance is unmistakable, yet the
vulnerability is what lingers. She is refined
without artifice, reserved yet deeply expressive.
The film is not about Donald Trump-au
contraire. It feels more like peering into the
private life of a royal from afar, and realizing
with pride: she is my First Lady. It has been a
long time since young women-and grown ones
-had a woman of such standalone strength to
admire. Her quiet power rivals that of any great
woman who has ever held a throne. Highly
recommend, regardless of political persuasion.
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@Nickiquote as a chatgpt output…

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Can you provide some more examples of “a classical art” please Monique? #Melania #USpol

B
Monique
16h
• ••
* * * * *Verified
It was a classical art just like our FLOTUS ! Very
touching and inspirational and shows the soul
of MELANIA

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@Nickiquote i was looking at an art just yesterday

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A second positive review has hit the #Melania rottentomatoes rating. It’s by the Epoch Times. What the fuck is the Epoch Times, you ask? Well…

Also, lol, “warmth and compassion”, and they chose that photo.

=Q
THE
EPOCH BRIGHT
TIMES
DOCUMENTARY REVIEW
'Melania: Our Stunning
First Lady Radiating
Warmth and
Compassion
A behind-the-scenes look at the three weeks leading up to
the second Trump inauguration.

Picture of Melania looking exactly as cold and compassionless as ever.

MELANIA
Melania
PG, Now Playing,
Documentary
12%
Tomatometer
17 Reviews

The Epoch Times opposes the Chinese Communist
Party, [15][16][121 promotes far-right politicians and
movements in Europe, 1171118][121 and has supported
President Donald Trump in the U.S. 191120] A 2019
report by NBC News showed it to be the second-
largest funder of pro-Trump Facebook advertising
after the Trump campaign itself. 131121][12] The Epoch
Times frequently runs stories promoting other Falun
Gong-affiliated groups, such as the performing arts
company Shen Yun.['9||22][23] The Epoch Media
Group's news sites and YouTube channels have
promoted conspiracy theories such as QAnon, the
Great Replacement, anti-vaccine misinformation and
false claims of fraud in the 2020 United States
presidential election.'
1301 In June 2024, the group's
chief financial officer, Bill Guan, was indicted for
money laundering. [31]

The Epoch Times is a far-right!!! international multi-
language newspaper and media company affiliated
with the Falun Gong new religious movement. 91[10]
[1111121 The newspaper, based in New York City, is
part of the Epoch Media Group, which also operates
New Tang Dynasty (NTD) Television. 3] The Epoch
Times has websites in 35 countries but is blocked in
mainland China. 14]

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In case you think this is a purely political division, it‘s worth noting that even a shallow right wing rag with a readership of ancient bigots like the Daily Express gave #Melania a negative review.

Melania review:
Painfully stiff Trump
puff piece is all style and
no substance
Melania
Melania review. The First Lady's
documentary film is a dull vanity project with
few new insights.

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The audience really enjoyed the scenes of #Melania filmed with a tiny surgical camera.

Rebecca
18h
* * * * *Verified
Great glimpse into FLOTUS! Beautifully
done.
•••

DEBRA
1h
* * * * *Verified
What a beautiful woman inside and out!

L
lex
22h
Nicely done. Excellent peaks inside!!

Daniel B
22h
• ••
* * * * *Verified
It is interesting to see behind the curtain. Well
product and entertaining.

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@Nickiquote lol

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@Kierkegaanks @Nickiquote

I'd walk out even if it was an in-flight movie.

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