Do you keep a glass, cup or bottle of water by your bed when you sleep?
If anyone says "no, but I keep a *tumbler* of water by the bed when I sleep" that's an instant block.
@evan I mean I sometimes keep a mason jar of water on my nightstand
but that's also made of glass so
@countablenewt if they find me dead in the morning I will have a note on my body that says MURDERED BY SAM CLEMENTE