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’𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫’ 😵

Another little misadventure of ‘Forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff.

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Joseph Erkhoff and his roommate, Rudy, are walking on campus.
Joseph: DID YOU KNOW THAT FEMALE DRAGONFLIES SOMETIMES DROP OUT OF THE SKY AND PRETEND TO BE DEAD TO AVOID ADVANCES FROM UNWANTED MALES?
Rudy: THAT’S WILD.

Joseph looks over his shoulder and sees Tania, about to pass by on her scooter.
Joseph: I RECENTLY DISCOVERED SOMETHING. WATCH.

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Joseph waves at Tania.
Joseph: HEY TANIA, REMEMBER ME? FROM BIOLOGY CLASS?

Tania swerves, hits a planter with her scooter, tumbles through the air yelling “NO, SORRY! JUST DIED!” and lands in some low shrubbery.

Joseph and Rudy are standing next to Tania’s motionless body.
Rudy: SHOULD WE CALL AN AMBULANCE?
Joseph: YOU HAVEN’T BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD I’VE SAID, HAVE YOU?

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