Which of these new kinds of food would you want named after you?
@evan ☑️ a new superfood that in 15 years time will have been discovered as the cause of a strange brain disease
Thinking-thinking-thinkiiing! I felt:
- Fruit would send the name as far as possible!
- Dessert name would be... let's be honest, just *sweet*...
- Sandwich? Huh. Well, that's *one* way to get your name! Also a more realistic scenario!
- ...No, not the cereal. Never the cereal! Who wants to be known for billions' *corporate-dependent* mornings?!
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@evan fruit! I'd probably be allergic to it for maximum irony.
@evan I feel you have more of an option for legacy if you go fruit. A deli sandwich is ephemeral but a kumquat is forever.
@evan A recently discovered exotic fruit on the condition that it was only exotic to everyone else in the world and entirely commonplace where I live - my contribution would be discovering that it is edible. Then some clever person decides to name it after me ... Hm, the more I think about it, I get cold feet.
@evan I’ve had a sandwich named after me! It was a great moment!
@evan I didn't vote because mine would have been a cute-but-useful cooking technique, a la Sheldon Garlic
https://www.eater.com/23417113/how-to-fry-garlic-in-microwave
@benbrown so, there *has* to be some kind of shoe or tap dance step or bowler hat called a "Ben Brown" already?
@benbrown well, I stand corrected. The field is wide open! Although this Ben Brown (blogger) fellow sounds interesting... 🤔
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