Because if a candidate is not perfect I can't taint my perfect soul. And before I vote I have to feel like my vote is a statement of eternal love. Only then will I vote
Oh if I don't vote I help fascism win?
Well my holy sense of self-regard and my perfectionist ego masturbation is far more important than my entitled lazy inaction resulting in goons murdering people in the streets, don't you know
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@mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos
I've got 50k such comments under my belt
I've got 200k more to go
Until my anger at nonvoting assholes who helped get us MAGA in power is quenched
@mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos @benroyce I realise your fiery rants about voting abstention aren't meant to be amusing, but they do often make me smile in a "batten down the hatches, folks, Ben's off on one again!" kinda way. 🤭
@benroyce @mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos I want a device to summon Ben irl so that whenever I'm having an conversation with someone and it comes up that they don't vote I can sic him on them and watch the ensuing carnage like a bloodsport
@renardboy @mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos
i'm an old man, you'd just watch me get beat up
but if i can hide behind a door i can give them a proper tongue lashing
@benroyce @mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos fine I'll just @ you whenever I see someone here promote not voting.
@ApostateEnglishman @mastodonmigration @dlundh @Asbestos
every tragedy is a comedy and every comedy is a tragedy, it's just a matter of perspective
it's why we can laugh so hard we cry and why we can cry so hard we laugh
and thus that people are laughing at this shitshow of a country is perfectly appropriate
us living in it though better feel the tragedy enough to show the fuck up and vote
