PHP #Foundation welcomes #Elizabeth #Barron, clearly hoping her executive powers will magically fix #spaghetti #code 🍝✨. Maybe she'll summon #PHP 7.5 to finally do its own dishes, but hey, at least they'll have someone else to blame now 🙈.
https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/02/27/welcoming-elizabeth-barron-new-executive-director/ #PHP7.5 #softwaredevelopment #humor #HackerNews #ngated