If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
U r a bus!
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Bonus #DadJoke
I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off.
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Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.
The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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Bonus #MardiGras #Joke
Q: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
A: Because that's when they fast.
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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.
I grabbed a pen and paper and said, "Thank God for that, what are they?"
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would come down to who is the better cyclist.
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