"Students?" barked the Archchancellor.
"Yes, Master. You know? They're the thinner ones with the pale faces? Because we're a *university*? They come with the whole thing, like rats --"

Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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It is traditional, when loading wire trolleys, to put the most fragile items at the bottom.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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Of course he was all in favour of Armageddon in *general* terms.

Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

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Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh."

Magic armour is not all it's cracked up to be.
Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

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